Lord Crinkle

Lord Crinkle is a military commander, businessman, scientist, and High Meme Council member. He has fought various battles in various wars and has started a successful meat empire called Crinkle Orphan Meats, inc.; a highly profitable division of the Crinkle Corporation. He has achieved the status of Meme Lord for his services to the religion of Gabenism. He helped to construct the first churches and temples at a young 500 years old (if you are counting the time his consciousness has existed). He took down the evil King Krunckle in a massive business rivalry. He Worked with Pope Congrutu and the DPR Department of Warfare to develop "Fat Dick", a powerful nuclear weapon that resulted in the destruction of Donnie Dorito's USSR. He was appointed to the High Council of Memers in 1986 and helped to elect Pope Congrutu into office in 1989.

Donnie Dorito's Rivalry with Crinkle dates back to the 60's when Crinkle cut Donnie in line at the first ever Dorito Taco sale at Taco Bell. They have currently fought 3 wars against each other, the Socialist-Douchebag war, The Great Orphan War, and The Great Wall War.

Crinkle has won every single one of these wars because he has laboratories where he mass clones himself. He can also move his consciousness into these clones, cheating the game of life and making him immortal.